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On this page we will publish poetry and song lyrics, rhymes, shanties and doggerel. If you have written an original poem we'd love to consider it for this page. 
What are your favourite traditional sea poems and shanties? Don't forget to tell us who wrote the work (if known) and how you came to know it, so that we can give credits where they are due. We start off with one that brightened up a Christmas season spent in the chilly Azores. We didn't think you should miss out on it:

 

 

Season's Greetings

 

  by Carol Reed of S/Y 'Geronimo'  
   

We sailed from Cartegena
The port of Inca gold
Followed the pirate Morgan 
To Portobello where legends were told. 

Then through the islands of San Blas 
With their people (very tiny) 
'Gators filling their dugout canoes 
With scales brown, green and shiny. 

Stopped at the Panama Yacht Club 
Where we played guitars and sang, 
Then across to the wide Pacific 
Through the big canal we came. 

We stopped at Cocos Island 
And shot a wild pig to chew 
Then on to the Galapagos, 
A different kind of a zoo. 

From there to the Marquesas 
It took us a month and more 
We were almost out of water 
By the time we reached the shore 

Down to the Tuamotos 
With pearls iridescent and black 
I donned all of my scuba gear 
Dove deep, and brought some back 

From Tahiti to Bora Bora 
With the waters of blue and green 
Meeting friends from other boats 
Some since Trinidad unseen 

We dropped our anchor in Suwarrow 
With nary a sign of a town 
Only three boats and GERONIMO 
But lots of sharks around 

On to Pago Pago 
Where Charlie Tuna thrives 
Then Apia where Aggie Grey 
And Stevenson's ghosts reside 

The ballet of whales in Tonga 
(And, indeed, we saw more than a few) 
Inspired us to join in the dancing 
Wearing Leis and Pandanus too. 

We sailed through the reefs of Fiji 
Drinking Kava and sharing meals 
The blessing most often offered: 
"May you have water under you keel" 

Now we've sailed to Opua, 
In New Zealand's Bay of Isles, 
Recalling the things we've seen this year 
Simply wreathes our faces in smiles 

The year is closing rapidly 
And, with friends and family in mind, 
We lift our mugs of Bounty Rum 
For a toast to Auld Lang Syne 

So though your course be at sea or ashore 
And your miles be many or few 
We send with this verse a piece of our hearts 
And we pray the best for you 

 
   

Love it! Staying with the theme of drinking and eating...

 

 
 

A GOURMET'S LOVE SONG

 

by Eric Chilman

 

 

 

Do I recall the night we met,
with both our hearts en feu?
As if I ever could forget,
dear Cordon Bleu!

A lover's moon was in the sky.
We dined alone, we twain.
Sole Veronique
was partnered by
a still champagne.

You wore a bandeau on your hair
and, with the Coq au Vin,
produced a magnum, old and rare,
of Chambertin.

Château d'Yquem, a last surprise,
was climax, crown and seal.
I might forget your lovely eyes,
but not that meal.

 

 

Whilst we are on the subject of the edible...

 

FISH

by Walter de la Mare

 

In June, it must be very nice
to bask about a block of ice -
and watch the world go broiling by
under a hot and windless sky;
then turn aside and, sniffing, see
perennial mounds of shrimps for tea.
How genial, too, when fancying dab,
to slip one from ones' marble slab;
or, when the stars begin to twinkle,
to broach an unofficial winkle.
Or to descend, in morning slipper, 
and not to have to buy a kipper.
This must be very pleasant, and
as pleasant, too, to understand,
when you have cod; are dining off it;
you're only eating so much profit.
Solacing thoughts like these, must stir
the musings of the fishmonger.

 

 

...and here's a little something to wash that down with...

 

THE TOPER'S APOLOGY

by Captain Charles Morris

 

I'm often asked, by plodding souls,
and men of crafty tongue,
what joy I take in draining bowls
and tippling all night long.
Now, though these cautious knaves I scorn,
for once I'll not disdain
to tell them why I sit 'til morn
and fill my glass again.

'Tis by the glow my bumper gives
life's picture's mellow made;
the fading light then brightly lives
and softly sinks the shade;
some happier tint still rises there,
with every drop I drain,
and that I think a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

My muse, too, when her wings are dry,
no frolic flight will take;
but round a bowl she'll dip and fly
like swallows round a lake.
Then if the nymph will have her share
before she'll bless her swain - 
why that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

In life I've rung all changes too;
run every pleasure down;
tried all extremes of fancy through,
and lived with half the town.
For me, there's nothing new or rare,
'til wine deceives my brain;
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

Then many a lad I liked is dead
and many a lass grown old;
and as the lesson strikes my head
my weary heart grows cold,
but wine, awhile, drives off despair
nay, bids a hope remain -
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

Then, hipp'd and vex'd at England's state
in these convulsive days,
I can't endure the ruined fate
my sober eye surveys;
but, 'midst the bottle's dazzling glare,
I see the doom less plain -
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

I find, too, when I stint my glass
and sit with sober air,
I'm prosed by some dull, reasoning, ass
who treads the path of care;
or harder tax'd, I'm forced to bear
some coxcomb's fribbling strain -
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

Nay, don't we see love's fetters, too,
with different holds entwine?
While nowt but death can some undo,
there's some give way to wine.
With me, the lighter head I wear,
the lighter hangs the chain -
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

And now I'll tell, to end my song,
of what I most repine;
this cursed war, or right or wrong,
is war against all wine.
Nay port, they say, will soon be rare
as juice of France or Spain -
and that I think's a reason fair
to fill my glass again.

 

 

Do you have a poem for this page? E-mail us with it and we'll include as many as we can in the next issue.

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