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YES, WE DO KNOW HOW TO SPELL LAUGHS!
Got a good joke to share? Don't keep it to yourself! If you are good at
drawing cartoons you can send us those too, if you like.
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To get you going, here are a few jokes from South African 11-year-old Bridie McGrevy aboard 'Stella By
Starlight' in the Caribbean:
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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"
"Knock, knock "
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?"!
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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"What's the matter?"!
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cook"
"Cook who?"
"Stop doing bird imitations and open the door!"
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There's nothing like lovely poetry, to stir the soul.
This is nothing like lovely poetry either...
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She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her lips were all a quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river.
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Romeo and Juliet,
In a restaurant they met,
He had no cash to pay the debt.
So Romeo'd what Juli-et!
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Any good at guessing?
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What's green and points to the north?
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A magnetic gherkin
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What's a frogs' favourite drink?
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Croaka-cola
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What is black and white and very noisy?
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A zebra with a drum kit.
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What is green and sits quivering at the bottom of the ocean?
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A nervous wreck
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Do you know any 'limericks'? Bridie's got one for you:
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There was a young lady of Ryde
Who was carried too far by the tide
A man-eating shark
Said "How's that for a lark
I Knew that the Lord would provide."
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Thanks Bridie! You've really started us off with a good giggle.
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IT'S YOUR TURN!
e-mail us with your best jokes, the ones that really tickled
you...
Have you been to the Quizzicles
pages yet? There are competitions with free prize draws -five lucky
winners will get a choice of prizes!
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